In a deathmatch of celebrity daytime talk show hosts, who would win? Jerry Springer is omitted, because he has far too much experience.
"I have that effect on people...."
"I have that effect on people...."
Celebrity Talk Show Deathmatch
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Posts: 137 (04/13/04 20:27:37) Sweet! |
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jessicamundi |
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Posts: 137 (04/13/04 20:32:00) Sweet! |
So here's my synopsis of the battle as I see it:
Being that Oprah has the power she has, the other four gang up on her and finish her quickly and cooperatively. Among the following fray, Maury Povich goes down because he can't keep up. While Montel puts up a good fight and leaves the remaining youngsters bruised, the girls team up on him, and lay waste in a cat fight the likes of which have not been witnessed in a long time. Finally, Degeneres manages to plant her foot 3 inches 'into' Ricky Lake's jugular, ending the battle. "I have that effect on people...." |
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Posts: 2796 (04/14/04 02:59:24) Friend to Rabbits |
Wrong. Half of the regulars on Hello Monica drop in through the roof and lay waste to them all with automatic rifles.
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Posts: 3451 (04/14/04 08:33:10) I<3 BOOBIES! |
Oprah would go on a binge and eat them all.
Aranan's scenario is better, though. *cleans rifle* "I'm not gonna fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt." -George W. Bush Pendere Et Illegitimi Non Carborundum Winner of Stalker's Leather Pants of Approval Award |
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jessicamundi |
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Posts: 137 (04/15/04 07:08:59) Sweet! |
The voices in my head told me to clean the guns today,
but the other voices in my head told them to "FUCK OFF!"... ahem, sorry. "I have that effect on people...." |
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Posts: 1088 (04/17/04 19:48:38) Mohawked Freak |
Montel Williams is a black male celebrity, so he obviously grew up in the mean ghetto. Thus, he is gangsta tough, and would win.
"I would do you, Sephi! You're cute." -STGF "...Overthrowing the rich is not just in our own best interest, its also a hell of a lot of fun." -Jello Biafra  |
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