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Posts: 695 (04/08/04 09:29:44) The Dark Psion |
D&D sharks deal less damage because water encounters are harder and it's necessary to balance the CR. A shark would eradicate a crocodile in the water.
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Posts: 1088 (04/09/04 22:22:53) Mohawked Freak |
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Posts: 145 (04/10/04 11:27:37) WHERE THE FUCK |
I'm going with the croc in the sky.
It's got that cool reptilian eyelid thing going.  sortov like that without the cigarette. |
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Posts: 695 (04/10/04 12:42:23) The Dark Psion |
That is the coolest avatar I think I've ever seen.
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Posts: 1191 (04/12/04 06:04:02) Princess of Cute |
Anyone notice that this is a world that discriminates against sharks? Everytime Discovery channel pits an animal against a shark, it wins. Even if it's like a fucking beaver. And now Cartoon Network favors the inferior croc over natures most perfectly evolved predator. Bah! Fools, all.
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Posts: 695 (04/12/04 07:56:27) The Dark Psion |
I know, the mother fucker can find blood a mile away. It's a God damned eating machine built to smash fucking heads.
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Posts: 370 (04/12/04 11:00:34) Oozing with the steady |
The only thing more fearsome than a flying shark is a bear holding a shark.
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Posts: 137 (04/12/04 21:12:42) Sweet! |
I'm sorry Monica, but the fact is that a shark is highly unevolved. It can't breathe out of water, it has to keep moving or it will suffocate, and it doesn't have limbs. I think cartoon network was right with this as well as Discovery Channel. This is like pitting a cod against a beaver.
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Posts: 695 (04/12/04 22:25:06) The Dark Psion |
I'm sorry jessica, but the fact is that the shark doesn't breathe on land means the fight must take place in water thus negating your "point". I don't see what the problem with them always moving is, since they can sleep while they do it and thus are constantly building muscle. Snakes do not have limbs, but snakes can kill things many, many times their size. Vipers exist with poison to drop an elephant. Constrictors can murder things much larger and more "evolved" than themselves, like humans.
So what that means is unless the crocodile can somehow drag the shark to land, he's mother fucked. 18 STR, NO INT -- "There's no crying in Dungeons and Dragons!" Do you have what it takes to win an NI Medal? *NI Medal Winners* |
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Posts: 370 (04/13/04 05:11:07) Oozing with the steady |
I assumed the shark could breathe, and I didn't imagine them fighting; I voted for which one I'd be more terrified of: a flying shark.
A crocodile isn't all that evolved either, but if the shark and croc fought... I think the croc would win if they fought--in mid-air or at sea--because the shark has less armor than the croc. Nevertheless, a flying shark would be more dangerous to me. "You have a filling made out of depleted Uranium?!?!?" -Modron Fugu hits a pressure point for 1 point of awesome damage! Most recent Awesome Award winner: Rock Wolf of Rashemon |
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Posts: 695 (04/13/04 11:28:25) The Dark Psion |
Sharks have serrated razor teeth and their jaws move in a saw-like motion when biting down. It would shred directly through croc armor.
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Posts: 137 (04/15/04 07:15:34) Sweet! |
Okay, screw all this. I go with the flying Komodo Dragon. He'd fuck 'em all up. The deadliest animal on the planet next to microscopic organisms. One small bite, and you die a slow, painful death (from their disease ridden mouths) while they wait in the distance.
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Posts: 2796 (04/15/04 08:24:59) Friend to Rabbits |
Except either a shark or crocodile would bite them in half, thus winning since they lived the longest.
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Posts: 695 (04/15/04 10:38:07) The Dark Psion |
He'll be dead from choking long before then, because I'll CHOKE HIS ASS GOOD for inflicting disease upon me.
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Posts: 1961 (04/15/04 10:45:57) Moo Cow Bunny Cat |
As I said before, the battle is over, the croc won. I saw the fight (on Adult Swim). They were both hand puppets and the croc won in the end...
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Posts: 695 (04/15/04 10:48:24) The Dark Psion |
I guess I don't have to explain why that doesn't matter?
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Posts: 137 (04/15/04 20:07:45) Sweet! |
If it did, people would have stopped posting here a long time ago. Kinda like if Jaws was taken at face value, nobody would watch that film anymore. And if people were musically literate, they stop listening to John Williams.
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Posts: 1064 (04/15/04 22:13:14) EAT ME! please? |
I held my vote to tip the scales towards the Shark.
A shark is an active predator, hunting down its prey and shredding it to death with its rows upon rows of razor sharp teeth. A croc is a sedentary ambusher, sitting and waiting for something to swim by and then it snaps onto its prey, slowly chomping it to death with its powerful jaws. (Shark 1, croc 0) A shark can't get cancer because of it's skeleton is made of cartilage, not bone, which secretes angiotensin (prevents the growth of capillaries that feed tumors. A croc is a big tumor. Just look at the ugly mofo. (Shark 2, croc 0) Those Jaws movies were better than any croc movie that's been made. You always hear about shark attacks... croc attacks aren't as noteworthy (unless you live in Florida or Louisiana... but if you do, then you aren't noteworthy by association!) (Shark 3, croc 0) I've run out of reasons and there's no real reason to continue this anyway, since practically everyone has voted.  |
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Posts: 370 (04/16/04 08:05:27) Oozing with the steady |
The shark wins because it can't get cancer--that's brilliant.
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