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 jessicamundi |
Flying Crocodile vs. Flying Shark |
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Posts: 137 (03/19/04 02:11:44) Sweet! |
Sure you've heard of this on Cartoon Network or Discovery Channel (without the flying part), but why not here for our own discussion? Who will win?
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DethStarDriveBy |
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Posts: 2310 (03/19/04 17:34:28) Righteous Fury! |
Crocodile.
No contest. It stands strong...B.O.O.K. Voted #1 Sig on the 3eBB Impressive, Now release your anger, can't you sense that your friends are in danger? HLAOTVEEMMEE |
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Goober4473 |
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Posts: 1961 (03/19/04 18:12:13) Moo Cow Bunny Cat |
I voted croc here, at 3EBB, and at adultswim.com.
 - Lord Gber, high priest of Bastet -   - "I refuse to take words of wisdom from my gum." -  |
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Jahx |
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Posts: 400 (03/19/04 19:08:54) HAH - Heavily Armed Hick |
Shark.
Bitch! Shut the fuck up and go make me some eggs! AWIB |
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TLRIII |
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Posts: 3451 (03/19/04 20:02:03) I<3 BOOBIES! |
croc
"I like hooters!" -Prussia Pendere Et Illegitimi Non Carborundum Winner of Stalker's Leather Pants of Approval Award |
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jessicamundi |
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Posts: 137 (03/19/04 21:40:40) Sweet! |
Does it occur to anyone that while a flying crocodile could be good, a flying shark would suffocate?
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TLRIII |
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Posts: 3451 (03/19/04 21:54:12) I<3 BOOBIES! |
your avatar is broken
"I like hooters!" -Prussia Pendere Et Illegitimi Non Carborundum Winner of Stalker's Leather Pants of Approval Award |
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nyoibo |
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Posts: 477 (03/19/04 22:40:36) Dirty Pinko Commie |
Quote: Did it ever occur to you that if a shark is smart enought to grow wings then it's smart enough to grow lungs.  "The oldest profession is prostitution...the second oldest profession is piracy. People became pirates to afford booty." Shadow P Monkey
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Sephiroth Yagyu |
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Posts: 1088 (03/20/04 00:34:23) Mohawked Freak |
Crocodile, biatch.
"I would do you, Sephi! You're cute." -STGF "...Overthrowing the rich is not just in our own best interest, its also a hell of a lot of fun." -Jello Biafra |
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Aranan |
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Posts: 2796 (03/20/04 07:45:42) Friend to Rabbits |
Shark has a jetpack. Shark probably also has an iron lung inside his body. He's going to kick.
Flying shark! (too bad there's no flying kraken)
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NP18 |
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Posts: 825 (03/20/04 13:30:04) Groovy! |
I am going with the croc. He has legs, and a tail. The shark only has a tail. He is going down. Plus the croc has pants on.
You better take care of me, Lord. If you don't you're gonna have me on your hands. There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. |
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Aranan |
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Posts: 2796 (03/20/04 13:55:44) Friend to Rabbits |
Yeah, well the croc can't bite off a shark's legs then, can he? Oooh..
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no interference |
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Posts: 695 (03/26/04 16:56:28) The Dark Psion |
The fucking shark. If we're talking about these mother fuckers flying, why is it even God damn relevant if they can breathe or not? The fucken shark wins.
18 STR, NO INT -- "There's no crying in Dungeons and Dragons!" Do you have what it takes to win an NI Medal? *NI Medal Winners* |
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Fudo Ka |
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Posts: 524 (03/26/04 21:25:21) Captain 522 |
Sharks have more testosterone than any animal on the planet.
"Anime Elf Girl... that's like three things I hate all rolled up into one." -Tordeques |
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Aranan |
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Posts: 2796 (03/27/04 08:31:24) Friend to Rabbits |
 He's saying, "I win."
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DethStarDriveBy |
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Posts: 2310 (03/28/04 06:59:36) Righteous Fury! |
I'd make a 9/11 joke about now, but I think it'd come off as distasteful.
It stands strong...B.O.O.K. Voted #1 Sig on the 3eBB Impressive, Now release your anger, can't you sense that your friends are in danger? HLAOTVEEMMEE |
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Aranan |
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Posts: 2796 (03/28/04 07:15:07) Friend to Rabbits |
Anyone else have the sudden urge to apply the "Winged" template to a shark and crocodile in D&D, then have them fight it out?
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no interference |
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Posts: 695 (03/28/04 08:03:08) The Dark Psion |
No, but I wouldn't mind seeing that.
18 STR, NO INT -- "There's no crying in Dungeons and Dragons!" Do you have what it takes to win an NI Medal? *NI Medal Winners* |
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Posts: 1153 (03/28/04 10:10:09) Kancho Police |
flying shark - the crock is too busy eating steve irwin.
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KappaDelta |
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Posts: 102 (04/07/04 17:56:27) Sweet! |
Quote: hee hee, it's so true. That bastich finally gets it. But the Croc pwnz. Easy. The shark has to lose sight of him to bite, due to his entire head tilting back. The croc just dodges, opens up, and wins me the betting pool. KD, paranoid so you don't have to be!
Fiat justitia et ruant coeli "Hey, stop touching me there! ... it tickles." -Girl I know |
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Goober4473 |
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Posts: 1961 (04/08/04 07:01:50) Moo Cow Bunny Cat |
Someone should lock this. The battle is over and the croc won.
- Lord Gber, high priest of Bastet - - "I refuse to take words of wisdom from my gum." - |
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